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Donation to W.H.B. Records

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$10.00 - On Sale

What you get:

The "W.H.B. Records Pizza, Booze, Drugs, Hookers, Guns, and Bail fund" is essentially a tip/donation. That's it! You receive 100% of NO physical object in return for donation. Customer receives ONE (1) "Virtual Thank You" © for each/per donation. "Virtual Thank You" © is transferred instantly via our automated "Virtual Thank You"© fulfillment technology upon completion of checkout. W.H.B. Records staff/Day laborers "Virtual Thank You"© is 100% genuine 90% of the time. Free domestic shipping. Restrictions may apply

* Donations added to a CD/T-shirt etc. order will sway the temperament of your packages handler, potentially affecting the amount and quality of your orders extras.
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What we do with your donation?

The "W.H.B. Records Pizza, Booze, Drugs, Hookers, Guns, and Bail fund" is designed for transparency and is used mainly for what its name mentions...

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!!

...It also helps fund a number of Domestic and International terrorist organizations, 2 Bodegas, and a Kennedy's Fried Chicken franchise in Newark, New Jersey, Various South America offshore drug rings, Gary, Indiana's "#1 Lysergic Acid Diethylamide lab", and a family-owned, black market fireworks Shanty town just outside of Everett, Washington.

*We also use these monies to ensure fulfillment of our
"N0 package ships without plastic vampire teeth, spider rings, completely random 1" pins, Halloween confetti, Stickers we should be charging you for, and/or (at the very least) some "Garbage Pail Kids" trading cards" extras policy. For restrictions see Extras Policy Terms and Conditions below
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Extras Policy Terms and Conditions:

***Many packages may be subject to the exclusion of all policy offers at the discretion of W.H.B. Records staff, or day laborers pending current temperament of handler, or handlers dislike and/or suspicions of customers: name, city, grammar, character, or funny feeling/paranoid delusion/presumption of customers potential race/religion/gender/affiliations. All handlers comply with W.H.B. Records "No customer is special" policy. All complaints of unprovided plastic vampire teeth, spider rings, completely random 1" pins, Halloween confetti, Stickers we should be charging you for, and/or (at the very least) some "Garbage Pail Kids" trading cards will result in customer being added to our "Extras blacklist" where customer may remain for eternity. All requests for additional plastic vampire teeth, spider rings, completely random 1" pins, Halloween confetti, Stickers we should be charging you for, and/or (at the very least) some "Garbage Pail Kids" trading cards will be denied under the terms of our "No Customer is Special" policy. Restrictions apply. ***

*Policy is 100% organic.
*All animals were grass fed in the making of this policy.
*Free of gluten/most cruelty.
* Made in China.